we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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