I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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