I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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