that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
The dick lei will go down in squad history
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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