Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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