Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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