We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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