And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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