One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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