Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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