Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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