He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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