Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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