Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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