Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
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