went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
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Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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