Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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