is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
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