worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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