Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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