3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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