I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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