I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
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