through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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