The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize
