not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
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