I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
So squirting runs in the family.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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