Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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