its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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