Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
why do cheetos always look like penises
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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