Where did you get a picture of my penis
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
There are leaves in my underwear?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
