I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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