mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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