Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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