i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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