jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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