dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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