But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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