Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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