are you still at the devil's house?
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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