Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize
