That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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