I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Randomize
