508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
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