jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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