i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
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