I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
We had sex on a dog bed..
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
