I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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