Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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