im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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