Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
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