i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
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