i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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