Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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