I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
