i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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