He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
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