Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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